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MEG BOMBSHELL! Duchess Meghan Ditches Hollywood for… PRESIDENTIAL RUN!?
By Scandal-Lee-Ann, US Royal Analyst, The Crown Crumble
Hold onto your handbags, because the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has just delivered a jaw-dropping, trans-Atlantic shockwave that will either save America or plunge the Monarchy into complete chaos!
Sources deep within the elite circles of Montecito have exclusively revealed to The Crown Crumble that Meghan is not launching a new jam or a coffee brand, but something far, far more ambitious: SHE’S CONSIDERING A RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICE!
From Hollywood to the White House?
The Duchess, who has famously prioritized her privacy while simultaneously seeking out every available spotlight, has reportedly been meeting with powerful political strategists and major Democratic Party donors under the guise of “philanthropic meetings.”
“It’s not a joke; she’s deadly serious,” one high-powered Hollywood agent, who was forced to sign a 30-page NDA, squealed to us. “Meghan sees herself as the ultimate underdog: an American woman who married into the oldest institution in the world and then successfully escaped it. She thinks that narrative is golden for the electorate.”
The biggest clue, according to our insider, is the sudden, strategic shift in her social media activity, which has gone from featuring artisanal sourdough to focusing on “American community empowerment” and “the democratic process.”
Charles & William: ‘ABSOLUTE FURY!’
The reaction from Buckingham Palace to this rumour is one of unadulterated, volcanic rage!
“King Charles reportedly hit the ceiling when he heard the gossip,” a royal aide confessed. “The idea of his daughter-in-law potentially becoming a global political figure—and one who has repeatedly criticized the very institutions they represent—is the ultimate act of treason! He sees it as a humiliating distraction.”
But the true fury lies with Prince William.
“William is incandescent,” stated a source close to the Prince. “He is said to have declared that if Meghan runs for office, it is the absolute, final, irredeemable end of any family tie. He views it as using the royal platform, which she promised to leave, for political gain. It’s the ultimate ‘two-fingers-up’ to the Crown!”
Harry: Trapped Between Two Worlds
And what of Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex? Our sources claim he is deeply conflicted.
“Harry is torn,” said his Californian ‘well-wisher.’ “He loves Meghan’s ambition, but the idea of standing next to her at a political rally, forced to discuss the American healthcare system while his brother William is discussing Commonwealth trade, is his worst nightmare. He’s reportedly telling friends he’d have to choose: his wife or his family!”
The world is now watching to see if Meghan will make the leap from Duchess to Dame President. If she does, it won’t just be the US political system that is turned upside down—it will be the entire foundation of the British Monarchy!
